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Factory tour1 Billy, have you ever entered a wax factory before? Would you like to experience a "full torso body waxing"?
Who knows what manner of squalor and debauchery lie within these hallowed walls? factorytour2
factory3 Unit 6389A has long been a universe unto itself, much to the chagrin of "anti-wax elitists" the world over.
Mr. Zog and his employees work vigilantly to maintain and uphold the age-old traditions of modularization and encapsulation. factory4
factory5 Penny discusses the intricacies of metallurgy and book binding.
Can you hear Susan's evil laugh? She sure looks happy. susan laugh
Susan She's devised yet another cruel & twisted form of psychological abuse for her favorite target, Racroll Designer, Rob Coleman, aka "Tinker Bell".
That looks like Dave, the omniscient, omnipresent powerhouse we all know and love. dave on phone
Dave Watch yourself. Dave doesn't take kindly to strangers.
He can crush a golf ball between his thumb and forefinger. Dave can crush golf balls...
Zog's office Before you lies the highly-specialized managerial compartment (office) of Mr. Silly-Ass (Zog).
Is Zog in there? Is Zog In
Loin Cloth Guess not. He left his butter out, and his loin cloth is hanging on the chair.
Zog uses special devices called "computers" to control and facilitate the growth of his empire. Computer
post its The miniscule aerodynamic flaps on the monitor help the computer think faster and keep Zog from harming himself.
The warehouse is out there! warehouse door