I'd heard that your sex wax worked great as an underarm deodorant, but
I was afraid of getting a rash. Well, I went ahead anyway, and after
two months of continual use I am unable to detect any sign of unusual
skin irritation.
Yours truly,
I recently saw Woody Allen's latest film -- "Everything You Always
Wanted to Know About Sex Wax", and they didn't include even one
surfing sequence. How Come?
Yours truly,
How Come, and other questions concerning bodily functions of the sexual
experience should be answered at home or in the Sex Education courses
offered at your local school, not at the movie theatre or this Newsletter.
Is it all right for virgins to use Sex Wax?
Respectfully yours,
Yes, virgins can enjoy the benefits of Sex Wax without fearing a change
in classification. In fact, we will soon have a new cherry-scented wax
made especially for the beginners in this fast growing sport.
I saw your product advertised in the Surfer and Surfing magazines, so
I rushed out to try it. The only thing good about it was the price --
$.30 to $.35 for a surfboard is phenomenal but performance-wise it's
a total failure. In the first place the bar is so small I can barely
stand on it. Secondly, the design is all wrong, whatever possessed you
to make a round board, the conventional style is much better. Lastly,
the damn thing doesn't even float me which makes surfing impossible
in water any deeper than 1-1/2 inches.
Yours truly,
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